Don’t Hurt Yourself

 

Ethel: Well, I don’t think it’s very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the tub.
Margot: [in bath] I tied it to the radiator.

The Royal Tenenbaums

 

I got this from a blog friend, and since I’ve been too slammed to blog lately, I thought I’d share.  Please do your own, and I will post them. These can be fun. 

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size…is… none-ya.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job…like the city, it never sleeps.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving…I don’t even notice the people in the cars around me.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need…a personal grocery shopper because I hate it so much.

5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost…my filter. 

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate…whiny naval-gazers.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk…I don’t realize how drunk I am.

8. I’ve come to realize that money…comes in handy but doesn’t give you real peace.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people…couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag.

11. I’ve come to realize that my siblings(s)…needs a GPS tracker implant, Jason Bourne-style because she’s always lost. And she has an iPhone. 

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…speaks just like Ethel Tenenbaum.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone…is less attached to my head than it used to be.  

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning…it was already 100 degrees outside.

15. I’ve come to realize that my first love is….laughing.  Hard.  With good people.  And my 2nd love is reading.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking about….grilling some fish, having a glass of vino and taking a dip in the pool.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad…also hates whiny naval-gazers.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook…i’m reminded why I haven’t gotten on Facebook.

19. I’ve come to realize that today…i’m not who i was 5 years ago.

20. I’ve come to realize that my best friend(s)…read me like a book.

21. I’ve come to realize that my spouse…tosses things from the fridge when I’m not home.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to….learn to speak French.

23. I’ve come to realize that life…happens.

24. I’ve come to realize that this weekend…I will be in sunny SoCal with my best friend.

25. I’ve come to realize that next weekend…marks the last real weekend of summer for my kids.  Isn’t that against the 10 Commandments or something?   

26. I’ve come to realize that my children…really do hold the keys to my laughter.  

27. I’ve come to realize that when life gives you lemons…they make a great decoration on your coffee table.  You know.  As a conversation piece. 

And this one I got when....
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8 thoughts on “Don’t Hurt Yourself

  1. i’ve come to realize that….MY children and grandchildren are my true legacy and my joy
    i’ve come to realize that….i still don’t suffer whiney navel-gazers
    i’ve come to realize that….i wish i had the energy at present to be creative, but i don’t
    i’ve come to realize that….writing a blog may be really fun therapy
    i’ve come to realize that….life does happen and stuff is only stuff

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